In which Pastor Dave does for evildoers what Carl Linnaeus did for life: creates a classification system useful in wretched hives of scum and villainy everywhere. The 3Ds promptly debate which villains — one each from pop culture and the Bible — fit into which categories. Thanos and Paul fit in the same phylum; Khan and Cain; Loki and Pilate; Palpatine and Ramses; and so many more! Along the way, Drew has visions of Bugs Bunny kicking in Hell’s doors during the Harrowing. Dan, meanwhile, concludes that complete world domination just isn’t worth all the work.